Sysadmin figures out dating agency worker lied in his profile

I’m tall, handsome, ready to commit and don’t know how to operate the ENTER key On-Call Thank the Galactic Spirit it’s Friday: your correspondent is beat! But not so beat I can’t dip into the On-Call mailbag to dredge up another story in which your fellow Reg readers explain how they’ve rescued…

Article Link: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/12/02/on_call/